Text 20 Oct Um excuse me.. life?

this is not what i ordered… i mean some of the ingredients are awesome.. but ultimately i’m not happy with it. 

You are not getting a tip.

and don’t be surprised if your car’s tires are slashed when you try to go home tonight.

<3

Text 27 Jun

Just.can’t.win. :(

Text 26 May

I’m pretty sure my fiance hates me..

Yeah kind of an odd pairing the subject and the word hate being in the same sentence.

Normal healthy relationships it’d be like “I hate being away from my fiance..” or “my fiance says he hates sushi”

Not mine. I mean.. I’m pretty sure he hates sushi too… but he actually loathes my existance completely it seems. Which confuses me why he stays with me if I’m so horrible and ugly and boring.

Is sushi really higher rated than I am at this point? That’s pretty sad. :(

Text 26 May

What a fucking roller coaster my life is lately….

Text 26 Mar Who’d have thought

Less than three times a million!!! Best friends = love.. it always comes back to you.

Link 22 Mar 60 notes Population GO: "The Boondock Saints" to Become a Video Game?»

populationgo:

Could players actually team up with the MacManus brothers rather than watch their shooting exploits onscreen?

According to a Reuters article, that could become at least a virtual reality.

The Boondock Saints director Troy Duffy, while at this years SXSW in Austin, said that he believes…

 If they did this properly… it would be the best. thing. ever

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Photo 20 Mar 23,304 notes so true, comic book man.. so true

so true, comic book man.. so true

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Photo 20 Mar 7,831 notes (via xxx1990)
hahaha nice

(via xxx1990)

hahaha nice

via XXX1990.
Text 3 Mar how can u get hurt by someone youre not even dating?

:’(wtfe im done

Text 2 Mar

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:D


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