October 2011
1 post
Um excuse me.. life?
this is not what i ordered… i mean some of the ingredients are awesome.. but ultimately i’m not happy with it.
You are not getting a tip.
and don’t be surprised if your car’s tires are slashed when you try to go home tonight.
<3
June 2011
1 post
Just.can’t.win. :(
May 2011
2 posts
I’m pretty sure my fiance hates me..
Yeah kind of an odd pairing the subject and the word hate being in the same sentence.
Normal healthy relationships it’d be like “I hate being away from my fiance..” or “my fiance says he hates sushi”
Not mine.
I mean.. I’m pretty sure he hates sushi too… but he actually loathes my existance completely it...
What a fucking roller coaster my life is lately….
March 2011
6 posts
Who'd have thought
Less than three times a million!!! Best friends = love.. it always comes back to you.
Population GO: "The Boondock Saints" to Become a... →
populationgo:
Could players actually team up with the MacManus brothers rather than watch their shooting exploits onscreen?
According to a Reuters article, that could become at least a virtual reality.
The Boondock Saints director Troy Duffy, while at this years SXSW in Austin, said that he believes…
If they did this properly… it would be the best. thing. ever
how can u get hurt by someone youre not even...
:’(wtfe im done
...
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:D
January 2011
2 posts
what the eff
When the fuck did I turn 50? Last I checked, 25 wasnt supposed to feel this damn old. Commence massive panic attack….. now.
November 2010
1 post
and I thought I had this beat senior year...
Apparently I’m embarassing to be seen with in public because my fat ass and hips make me a klutz. Fuck it i’m done eating.. again. Welcome back bad habit.
August 2010
5 posts
Justin Bieber to Publish His Memoirs →
bestrooftalkever:
I expect it to be about 40 pages long, have a pullout coloring section, and a chapter on perfect hair styling.
hahah exactly.
...
fmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfml srsly.
kinda need to vent anymore…no one to talk to or when i try no one even cares.. guess i’m tumbling again. yay Internet anonymity
fmylife:
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a ‘mobile device’ and think I’m out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
April 2010
1 post
Fuck it. I’m DONE.
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
9 posts
“ I was in line to buy a new DVD player. The woman in front of me was having...”
– QDB: Quote #906256 (via hannes)
…. wow Shanice… wow
Its horrible how the nicest of people are always taken way too soon and suffer too much while the nasty people remain to ruin the world, stay healthy, and get everything they ever wanted.
… I just don’t understand it.
For the past few weeks I have had nothing but restless sleep.. and everytime it is because I am dreaming of you.. what the fuck. It’s done, its over with, I am so ready to move on with my life… if only I could get you out of my head! I should not have to deal with this pain anymore! Ive deal with it for years now and I even apologized (though I had no reason to) I forgave you (even...
14036.) There is no "I" in team. There are two...
jakehop3lessvalentine:
(via blogsecret)
<3
December 2009
13 posts
Let's get fucked up and die.
(via arcs-en-ciel)
I’m speaking figuratively of course..
jakehop3lessvalentine:
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
dude wtf???
I am pretty sure this kid keeps punching and/or kicking me in the bladder… and I’m only 3 months a long so it’s still tiny. Gosh I am gonna need to get a more comfortable toilet seat… just saying.
“And I don’t want to wait
I just want to know
I just want to hear you...”
– Rob Thomas - Someday
Today is my last day at this piece of crap job.
Goodbye flight attendant suits, unneeded drama, and unappreciative asses… Hello scrubs, calmness, and bonuses! <3